Goonies Revealed!!

Fact File


Pandora's Box has now been unlocked!




Name: Muhmuf
Also known as: Cow

Muf ….ah yes what a character she is. Known for her silliness and her goofy antics, this best friend of mine is the simplest person you’ll probably ever meet. She’s a first class tom-boy who’s practically clad in a baby-t and jeans everyday of her life. She hates skirts and thinks high heels are an utter waste of time. And though her attraction to the opposite sex is as mutual as those of the female category, her having a date with a guy is considered social suicide! Nevertheless, this goof is the nicest and the sweetest person anyone can ever come across. And honestly if you haven’t already met her, you should really consider doing so because you’ll never, and I mean never regret it for as long as you live. She’ll put you (that is of course if you’re a decent person) before herself. She’ll help you as much as she can if you really need it. (Muf remember the 6am flash madness at my place? Lol…) Ah damn, I miss having her around. She’s so thoughtful and considered about peoples feelings. Muhmuf could never hurt a fly even if she wanted to. Great girl! She is indeed a keeper, a true friend.

(Muf, we should do more Chronicles of Narnia and dine at Pan. Lol, remember final semester? You and the egg? )

Name: Aditya
Also known as: Genius

Here’s a little scoop on a very interesting person who in my opinion should have won an Oscar for being the most tolerated person around. Where do I even start? (Sigh) yes, yes I’m well aware that the beginning would be a good place. Most of us humans, live on food and water but Adi…no, Adi is different. He lives off irritating people…people like me. Man the guy can bug, and annoy and bully and tease you and make fun of you and torment you. He even gangs up with your closest friends and takes pot shots at you. Basically he can do just about anything to upset you to a point where you just feel like stabbing him over and over again until he stops. The only problem is, as much as you would want to end his pretty little life, you just don’t have the heart to do so because he’s quite the charm. It’s weird he does all this and yet all of us still like him. He’s likeable. And as much as I hate him for all the havoc he creates in my life, I must say, he’s a really talented genius. Genius because he aces his exams with freaking high distinctions, and of course the computer expertise he possesses. He’s an excellent guitar player, pretty good at table tennis (for someone who claims he’s never played the game in his life) and not bad a teacher. He’s also fun to watch late night movies with and good company for shopping (and I don’t mean just groceries). So I guess he makes up for being an ass most of the time. What can I say, I’ probably wouldn’t have had half as much fun last year if it weren’t for this ass of a friend.

(Hey genius I’m being honest and not sarcastic. I hope you know that.)

Name: Bhavna
Also known as: Boom box

Bhav…ha ha or should I say Boom Box, is my very LOUD girlfriend. This here people, is a girl who has an inbuilt speaker. I swear at the rate she’s heading, Logitech and Altec Lansing will loose out. This girl has powerful waves coming out her. On a scale of one to ten, she would be an eleven! Completely off the charts. This is why when we have a topic for discussion and we know that at some point it isn’t going to go well, and Bhav feels very strongly against what we’re discussing, the best solution is for us to shut up and agree with her 100% because not only will we end up going deaf, mademoiselle here is also extremely stubborn and always wants her way. (She’ll tell you that herself) So it’s just common sense to give in, if you catch my drift. That being said, boom box over here has her remarkable side as well. She’s sweet, she’s funny, a real pagli (mad) and really good at baking cheesecakes and making lasagne. I’m not a lasagne fan but when Bhav makes it, I become Garfield. Oh and best of all she loves shopping and watching movies so anytime we’re bored or feel like skipping class, you’ll know just where to find us. She’s also into Bollywood dancing which she’s pretty good at. But what Bhav is famous for and believe me, (ask anyone who knows her and they’ll tell you) is taking pictures. This woman believe it or not, takes her camera everywhere. It keeps clicking even in the most remote places ie: the toilet, and the changing room. Man this girl loves pictures. But who can blame her, she looks gorgeous in them anyway! All said and done, I love this girl. Can’t live with her, can’t even live without her.

(I mean it Bhav.)

Name: David
Also known as: Abishek look alike

David??? Oh my god somebody help me! Seriously, this dude drives me ballistic. He used to live directly below me in the sense that our rooms were aligned. Mine directly above his. So what David used to do was study late at night; fine all is well but this fool will blast his music so loud that I can’t sleep. So in order to shut out his music blasting, I would have to drag myself out of bed and stomp on the floor till he gets the message. After which he’d IM me and ask me to stop because I might cause a room-quake. (Very funny David!) That’s not all. During inspection days especially when it’s his duty to clean the bathroom, all hell breaks loose. The amount of noise he makes is as if he’s tearing down the place; buckets being slammed against the wall and what not. I honestly don’t want to know what he does in there. I just feel sorry for the bathroom. But that’s not half as annoying as the fact that our hero here does it at 2am and he takes an hour. Give me a break. I mean seriously, do you have any idea how disturbing this is, ridding a person off their beauty sleep like that. And then there’s also the ultimate “I’m hungry” look he plasters on his face when he bangs on the door and wakes me up at 3am (when he’s working on his assignments) just so I can cook him something to eat (David you have done it, so don’t deny it.) This is super crazy but what am I supposed to do, say no? Get lost, I’m in bed? I wish I could but I can’t because this moron is a really good guy. He’s very understanding and diplomatic and he’s not the kind of person who judges you based on what people say. And when David compliments you, he really means it. He’s the kind of person who’ll confront you face to face. Very honest. Although now he’s going to be bugging me permanently seeing as to how we’ve become housemates but I’ll survive. I mean he’s really supportive of my work and stuff I enjoy and he’s a brilliant dancer. He’s got moves like no other. The man can dance ladies and gentleman. Ex Army officer but on the floor he’s one with the groove. Did I mention he’s bedroom is the cleanest room I’ve ever come across. It’s cleaner than any girl’s bedroom. Don’t have to waste your time with guys bedrooms…it’s usually a ‘let’s not go there subject’. He’s also so far the only guy I’ve come across who takes an hour to do his hair and has seven different watches, one for each day of the weak. And he’s brave enough to wear PINK! No he’s NOT gay. Ladies, he’s hot and tall and good looking and still single so what are you waiting for? My goony friend is all yours!

(David I really do hope you’re reading this because you should know that I really do cherish our friendship!)

Name: Shamina
Also known as: Baby face

Shamina…ah yes the sexy bomb shell! I know I’m not supposed to be saying this because I’m a girl but she’s HOT, especially when she wears that yellow off shoulder sari of hers. I’m not into the same sex and already I’m going Wow. Imagine what runs through the minds of guys who have met her. Ok, lets not go there. Little miss pretty here may be stunning and all but don’t be fooled by her looks. Because people, behind those sparkling eyes and dazzling smile, lies a real cutie pie. No seriously she’s so cute especially when she speaks on the phone. I remember the look on David’s face when he first heard her speak to a guy. She sounded like a two-year old. Ha ha ha… David fell off the bed. You’d never expect someone who carries herself so confidently as if she were a CEO of a company to have such an interesting personality. She’s such a colourful character. Too cute sometimes…that you can almost never get mad at her except when you try calling her about a gazillion times and this woman refuses to pick up her phone for god knows what reason. That’s the one thing that’s been driving us crazy lately. (Both David and I) Otherwise she’s game for almost anything. She’s an excellent cleaner. She LOVES it. I honestly can’t imagine someone who enjoys cleaning and washing dishes. You’ve either got to be stoned, highly elevated with alcohol or just plain insane to be so enthusiastic to clean. Well babe, glad you’re going to be doing that part of the chores! Lol…All in all, I’m glad she’s my friend because she’s been there for me in ways that I can’t explain.

(Babe if you’re reading this, thanks a million. Love you!)

Ps: Look out for more updates. I'll probably add more facts into the 'Goonies Revealed' list so you'll have to wait and read!